Get So Pissed

这是一个很简短的英语笑话。在这则笑话中，大家可以学习到一个非常熟悉的汉语成语的英文表达法，那就是“恼羞成怒”。
大家先阅读英文来找出这个表达法，这样可以帮助增加记忆效果。
要记得，如果对英文敏感，随时随地都能学到知识啊。



There was this tiger who woke up one morning really feeling his oats. He felt so good, he went out and cornered a small monkey and roared at him: "WHO IS THE GREATEST OF ALL THE JUNGLE ANIMALS?"
The poor, quaking, little monkey replied: "You are of course, no one is greater than you."
A little while later the tiger confronts a deer, and bellows out: "WHO IS THE STRONGEST OF ALL THE JUNGLE ANIMALS?"
The deer is shaking so hard it can barely speak, but manages to stammer: "Oh great tiger, you are by far the strongest animal in the jungle."
The tiger, thinking himself on a roll, swaggered up to an elephant that was quietly munching on some grass, and roared at the top of his voice: "WHO IS THE MIGHTIEST OF ALL THE ANIMALS IN THE JUNGLE?"
The elephant grabs the tiger with his trunk, picks him up, slams him down, picks him up again, and shakes him until the tiger is just a blur of orange and black. Finally he throws the tiger violently into a nearby tree.
The tiger staggers to his feet and looks at the elephant and whispers: "Man, you don't have to get so pissed, just 'cause you don't know the answer."

野牦牛

恼羞成怒

有天早上，老虎起床后感觉特别兴奋。那真是特有感觉，它就兴冲冲地跑出去，路上碰上一只小猴，它过去把猴子逼到角落里咆哮：“你知道谁是森林里最强壮的动物吗？”
可怜的小猴子颤抖着讨好：“当然是您了，还有谁比您更强啊。”
老虎满意地继续往前跑，不久又在路上逮住一只鹿，它又大吼：“你知道谁是森林里最强壮的动物吗？”
倒霉的鹿哆嗦地几乎说不出话，但还是努力结结巴巴地说：“哦，虎爷，您就是森林里有史以来最猛的动物了。”
老虎简直美得飘飘欲仙，它又看到一只大象在路边乖乖吃草，就大摇大摆地走过去，用尽全力对大象怒吼：“你知道谁是森林里最无敌的动物吗？”
大象没吭声，直接用鼻子把老虎卷起来啪唧一声摔在地上，又卷起来一番狂甩，甩到老虎眼冒金星，最后用力一甩就把老虎跟块破抹布一样丢到旁边的树上挂着晃荡先了。
老虎挣扎着爬起来，看着大象小声嘀咕说：“老兄，就算你不知道答案也不用这么恼羞成怒吧？”

小海豚

.........shakes him until the tiger is just a blur of orange and black

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