什么是全球化？转载

Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization?
Answer: Princess Diana's death.

Question: How come?
Answer: An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a French tunnel,
driving a German car with a Dutch engine,
driven by a Belgian who was drunk on Scottish whisky,
followed closely by Italian Paparazzi, on Japanese motorcycles;
treated by an American doctor, using Brazilian medicines.
This is sent to you by an American,
using Bill Gates?technology,
and you're probably reading this on your computer,
that uses Taiwanese chips,
and a Korean monitor,
assembled by Bangladeshi workers
in a Singapore plant,
transported by Indian lorry-drivers,
hijacked by Indonesians,
unloaded by Sici lian longshoremen,
and trucked to you by Mexican illegals.....
That, my friends, is Globalization

问：什么是全球化最准确的定义？

　　答：戴安娜之死。

　　问：为什么？

　　答：一个英国王妃和她的埃及男友在法国的隧道里发生撞车事故，被撞的车子是荷兰

工程师设计的德国轿车，司机是比利时人，事故原因是他喝了苏格兰出产的威士忌，整起车祸经过被意大利的自由摄影师跟踪拍下，该摄影师当时骑的是辆日本摩托车，后来伤亡

者经一个美国医生进行了急救，使用的是巴西生产的药物。后来一个中国人使用比尔盖茨

的产品把这条消息告诉了你，你正好在一台IBM电脑上读了这条消息，那台电脑是孟加拉的

工人在新加坡的工厂里组装出来的，然后由一个印度司机开车送出工厂的，结果中途印尼人打劫，卖给了西西里岛人，又被墨西哥的不法商贩倒卖，最后你从一个以色列人那买到了这台电脑。

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